he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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