at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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