so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Randomize
