Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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