sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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