Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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