Will you blow on my dice?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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