Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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