I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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