Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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