Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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