i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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