quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she told me i tasted like america
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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