Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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