Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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