I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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