i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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