How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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