Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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