You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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