Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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