So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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