Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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