Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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