I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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