do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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