Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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