I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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