My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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