So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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