What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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