Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
