these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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