office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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