Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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