Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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