I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
