he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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