this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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