I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The air was thick with penises
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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