If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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