I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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