drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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