Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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