..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
