New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
