I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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