My first STD was from a foam party
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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