it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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