try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
