escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
